Happy Friday! Here is a funny mushroom joke inspired by the Natalie Lymer’s Woodland, Toadstool Spots Turquoise fabric.

A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve your kind here.
The mushroom sits back and asks, Why not? I’m a fun guy (fungi)! (Hehehe)

To enter for a chance to win one yard of Natalie Lymer Woodland, Toadstool Spots Turquoise tell us a joke. It can be any ol’ joke. Leave your comment anytime between now and Friday, December 15th. Tweet, Stumble, or share on Facebook and leave another comment letting us know. Come back every day for new entries. We’ll randomly select a winner and announce right here next Friday.

Find out who won last week’s Fabric Friday after the jump…

The winner of one yard of Monaluna Circa 52, Organic Cotton, Cars Natural is…

Sarah said…

i’d go for the 60’s. than my mom and i could hang out in high school and get into trouble together. :-*

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Okay, so one my husband's favorite movies is Pulp Fiction and there is this really awful joke in it…here goes:

Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
So he goes back and squishes Baby Tomato and says: "Ketchup." (get it…catch up!)


Two peanuts were walking down an alley, and one was a salted.

You might need to say it out loud for it to be funny. 🙂


Back for another entry today. (and to read some more jokes – I love them!) Here's one of my favorites:

Q: Where did the king keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies!


How do you catch an elephant?

You dig a hole, fill it with ashes and put a peanut in the middle. When an elephant comes to get the peanut, you kick in the ash hole.

Get it? 🙂 This used to be my favorite joke as a kid! I think it was funny to me because I got to swear without getting into trouble or feeling guilty. lol!


Q: How can you tell when a clock is hungry?

A: It goes back for seconds!

Good thing the giveaway ends tomorrow – I'm running out of jokes!


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