Elf on the Shelf: A Goodbye Poem

elf on the shelf goodbye letter

Ever wish that you could send the little creep packing? Some nights I lay in bed dreaming that the freeloader will skip town, and then my alarm goes off at 11 pm because, well, you know what it’s time to do!

Inspired to send The Elf on the Shelf on his merry way? Here’s a PDF.


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